So in this comedic tale, one my friends who went to an asian massage parlor near his job at the the post office. As he walked into the business, he got the 1 hr service. The Masseuse escorted him to a private room, where he got naked and laid face down on his stomach. The masseuse walks in and before she can do anything my friend tells her.
"Can you do it softer?" He asked her.
"Okay." She answers.
She begins the service as her hand lightly touching him all over his body. He starts to get that tingling feeling as the "little friend" starts to wake up. He let's out a soft moan as the masseuse starts feeling turned on. Bored he decides to start strike a conversation. As she reaches in between the legs, he asks.
"So did you use to work at a massage parlor at Highland Park?"
"Yes we have a parking lot." She responds as my friend rolls his eyes.
"No I said a parking lot." He responds back.
As the massage continues, he finally turns over after getting the "LITTLE GUY" energized. The Korean Masseuse then moves her hands slightly towards the groin area as my friend has a towel placed on his face. The Happy ending happens and my friend let's out a huge grunt as the juices explode all over. Afterwards, the massage had finished he had no money for tip and decided to walk out with tipping. As he walking, he could see through the reflection of the glass window of the entrance that the masseuse gave him the middle finger. Walking out of the parlor he then started to laugh as he vowed to never set foot in that place again.