Dance All Night

     In another hilarious tale, it's the time of Celebration as my friends to me to my very first nightclub experience. This was the very first time I've ever went to one as all was well til hilarity ensued. It started off due to timing when my one of my buddies was an hour early to the nightclub. All this was due to bad timing on my part. Starting with a call I picked up. 

    "Hey what's up man?" I answered as I picked up my phone.

    "Chris where are you, I'm already at the club?" He asks as he sounded pissed off on his end. 

    "I'm at home. Deacon said he'd come get at around 8:15ish." I answered.

    "Chris what the F......!!!!!!!!!!" He exclamied as I could tell that in his voice he was mad as hell. "You said we were meeting here at 8PM!"

    As I was sitting on my couch staring at my laptop my parent and I started cracking up as there was miscommunication. Deacon texted stating he would be a little late due dinner, which pissed of our other friend even more. Minutes passed and Deacon was already at my comple. I told him what had happened and he took started cracking up. We headed to the club and while on the drive our Gerald was explaining the who situation to us as we were driving to the place. As soon as he hung up we laughed the whole way there as it reminded us about the movie theather incident. You could say that this was a LONG-AWAITED Sequel to this. Well we had finally arrived at the club and Gerald was waiting outside. We did our usual greeting and hung outside for a bit. After 10-15 minutes we headed inside and that's when fireworks started to explode.
    "GUYS, LOOKING THIS PLACE ONLY HAS 2 STARS ON GOOGLE!" He yells as everyone in the place could hear him. "I waited in here for an hour and the bartender didn't offer me anything. SOME SERVICE." He continued ranting on as the place looked like a Ghostown.

    "Deke where is everyone?" I asked as it was only 9pm.

    " Like I said this place doesn't get busy til 9:30pm at night." Deke laughs as Merrick starts to on another rant. 

    "Chris next thing you know going to say it will start getting busy 10pm. He going to kepp adding another hour to the time he said minutes ago." Gerald says taking pictures of the Nightclub.
    "Guys I swear, it will get busy." Deacon rebuttles back.

    As the club starts getting crowded the ladies are coming out to play. At the Nightclub there were two dance-floors. As the music hits, there was one guy that started dancing all by himself. It was as though he was trying to be the life of the party. The three of started laughing Gerald wanted me to challenge him to a dance-off. Unfortunately that didn't happen as, I wasn't drunk enough for it to make it happen. As the night went the music was loud. After a couple of drinks I had gone to the bathroom. As I was going number one, The stall next to me smelled like poop. One of the guys who also taking wizz blurts out.

    "DAMN IT LOOKED LIKE SOMEONE TOOK A MASSIVE DUKIE IN THERE!" He yells.

    I try to to hold him laughter as I tried not get beaten up. Washing my hands, I walked out of the bathroom still trying to hold on my laughter. As the night went by, three of us enjoyed ourselves. I hoping by the end of the night I would get some random girl's number, but to no abial. To be honest the nightclub wasn't really my scene, but it sure was funny. I forgot to mention thatt for the entire night, this one guy was groping his wife or girlfriend for almost the entire. Gerald had pointed that out to us.

    "Man this has no self respect for each other." He says to us as he was about to leave. 

    Deacon and I were heading out ourselves as the couple who we saw by the bar were still going at it. As our night ended it was good celebration. Why, you ask? Well it was because I didn't have pay for any of my drinks! Overall, I hope my next my next experience will be one to remember.