So awhile back, My buddy and I were at bar. The guy next to us was sitting with his family and claimed that he hung with Travis Barker of Blink 182. My buddy and I looked at each other thinking he was living he was in a fantasy world. The thing is he insisted him and "Travis Barker" Hung out. I decided to interrupt him and ask him.
"So did you really hang out with?"
The Guy then answered. "Yeah we did."
He seemed like he was trying to convince the bartender and his family that him and the drummer of the famous band we're actually aquaintances, but he couldn't fool us. We had then, decided give him a Travis Barker test. I had ask him a couple of questions about Travis Barker himself as my friend took out his phone at looked the answers. I asked him to name three songs that we've never even heard of and his responses were.
- The Adam Song
-What My Age Again
-All The Small Things
I told him "Dude we heard all heard those songs before!"
He then tried to get his dad to vouch for him, but his told us.
"Sorry guys he's little bit out of it, he had a couple of beers before he came to the bar."
After a night partying and convincing us that he hung out with Travis Barker he went on his only to tell us that us it wasn't Travis Barker he hung out with that night, but it was Mark Hoppis. Suddenly Mark Hoppis himself walked in and then my buddy asked him.
"Hey Mr. Hoppis. One question do you know this guy?" My buddy asked as he pointed to the drunk man by the entrance.
Mark Hoppis looked at him and then at us and said.
"Never seen this guy before in my life."
And that is how we met Travis Barker supposed "Best Friend."
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