House of Timeless

Dear Lord; Our Almighty Heavenly Father And Savior; Jesus Christ,

First off, we of the Rasslin Streams Pro Wrestling Metaverse Prayer Circle pray that tonight’s edition of Wednesday Night Dynamite will be a DYN-A-MITE of a show. Second, we pray that Tony Khan and his creative team over in AEW WILL CONTINUE to book quality weekly shows for Dynamite so that they can send us and the rest of the AEW Galaxy home HAPPY as we head towards the road to ALL IN in Texas AND by putting on a GREAT SHOW. Third, we pray that AEW WILL hopefully start to properly utilize ALL of their featured male AND the underutilized Pro Wrestlers too that the Dynamite Brand has to offer! Fourth, we also pray that AEW WILL hopefully start to properly utilize ALL of their featured FEMALE and underutilized Pro Wrestlers in the Women’s Division that the Dynamite Brand has to offer too! Fifth, we hope and pray that we can get an eventual “Spider-Man Meme'' in the making between the THREE Adams in AEW respectively inside the squared circle in Cole, Copeland, and Page, as Roderick Strong yells “AAADDDAAAMMM!!!” onto the microphone and with the three Adams pointing at one another in HILARIOUS FASHION! Sixth, after defeating LFI last week and earning a trios match against The Hurt Syndicate, we pray that we find out if the team of Mike Bailey, Kevin Knight, and Kommander can stand up to Bobby Lashley, Shelton Benjamin and MJF as we shall see if the Mike Bailey and Kevin Knight can earn a shot at AEW Tag Team Championships! Seventh, after weeks of tension between Will Osprey and Swerve Strickland, we pray that we find if this BLOOD FEUD will come to an end as we shall if Swerve Strickland is really a MENACE to AEW or not! Additionally, coming to the aid of “Hangman” Adam Page last week, we pray that we find out if Swerve Strickland will be able to put his DIFFERENCES aside with Adam Page and help put an END to Jon Moxley and The Death Riders! Additionally, ATTEMPTING to recruit AEW Superstars to go to WAR with The Death Riders, we pray that we find out who else will accept Will Osprey’s as we shall see if a MASSIVE clash will occur between The Death Riders and the AEW Locker Room! Eighth, after SUCCESSFULLY retaining his International Championship and brawling with CURRENT Continental Champion Kazuchika Okada, we pray that we’ll find out what will happen during the contract signing for their WINNER TAKES ALL MATCH as we shall find out if this will DEVOLVE into CHAOS! Ninth, after weeks of sneaks attacks by Skye Blue and Julia Hart, we pray what will happen when AEW Toni Storm and Julia Hart settle the GRUDGE as we shall see if Mina Shirakawa and Skye Blue will INSERT themselves into the match! Additionally after winning the Women’s Owen Cup, we pray that we find out if CURRENT TBS Champion Mercedes Mone will MEDDLE herself into the match as we shall see if a FEISTY CINEMATIC FELINE CLASH between the two women heading into ALL IN Texas!

And FINALLY, we pray for some ALL-OUT BRAWLS to break out sometime during the show, and we hope AND pray for ALSO an OUT-OF-CONTROL CHAOTIC Main Event on the show in the process as well overall!


Through our Lord Jesus Christ, your Son, who lives and reigns with you in the unity of the Holy Spirit, God, for ever and ever. As we pray… AMEN!