Ur-ine The Wrong Place

     Last weekend I had gone to a restaurant with members of my family. It was joyous occasion as we celebrated my mother's 72nd birthday. I had drank a lot of water that day, which is probably I didn't too much at the restaurant. Anyways, during our time at the facility I had gotten myself a Coca-Cola. Before walking I saw a sign saying no public bathroom. Luckily, I got clarification that their bathroom's are for customers only and not open to the public. While having lunch, I kept taking sips of my glass of water. Our servers seeing our glasses are not even halfway done kept pouring water continuosly. After a couple of hours, I started squirming in my chair, as I really need to go to the bathroom. My sister's boyfriend started to stare and ask me.... "Chris are you OK?"
    "Yeah, I'm okay, I just really need to go the washroom." I answered as I was moving my foot anxiously.

    My mother who drank more water than me, began to to find a way to leave the table and head to the restroom. Our food cae a couple minutes later and I was surprised my mom was able to hold it in. As soon we had finished lunch, we had time to go. My had finally gone to the washom before we had to take pictures. I.... on the other hand went right away. Enteing the bathroom, I sensed something different about about the restroom.
    "Damn where are the urinals?" I asked myself as I found myself searching for a place to urinate as I heard a lady-like voice grunting in the stall nearby.

    "UHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" The woman in the stall grunted.
  
      I knew something was off the moment I saw the flower-scented soap. Then came the pastel walls, the motivational quote about sisterhood, and finally… the synchronized screaming. Yep. Wrong bathroom. Walking out I looked at the sign and realized it was definitely the wong bathroom. I walked out and headed to the men's restroom and was finally able to let the fluid's out. 

    As soon as I was done, I came out of the bathroom (Not the Closet) almost busting into laughter. Realizing I had entered the wrong bathroom  kept it to myself until leaving the restaurant.